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• Golfing in Miami, Florida

• Tiger is back, but Scotty prevails at the Hero

• Golf ball rollback is actually happening..?!

Golf Trip

This week we are headed to Miami, Florida for the Monday night football game. Fins up, babyyy! And we are going to do some golfing while we are there!

Day 1 - Crandon Golf at Key Biscayne

This place is a real gem in Miami. Picture this: You're teeing off on an island paradise, surrounded by palm trees, with the ocean breeze as your companion. 🌴🌊

This 18-hole beauty isn't just a walk in the park. It's a 7,100-yard challenge that'll test your skills, whether you're a rookie or a seasoned pro. And get this: the course is like a nature documentary come to life! You might spot some iguanas or even a crocodile while you're hunting for birdies. 🐊

But it's not all about dodging wildlife. The course is a stunner, with saltwater lakes and sneaky sand traps that'll keep you on your toes. Plus, it's all about being eco-friendly, so you can feel good about playing here.

In short, Crandon Golf at Key Biscayne is where you get your dose of sun, fun, and maybe a run-in with some local critters. It's not just golf; it's an adventure in paradise!

Day 2 - The Biltmore Golf Course

Let's dive into the scoop on The Biltmore Golf Course in sunny Miami. Imagine swinging your clubs in a place that feels like you've stepped into a fancy postcard. 🌴✨

This course? It's a classic. Designed by the legendary Donald Ross, it's like taking a swing through history. The layout? A sweet 18-hole, par-71 journey that's both a treat and a challenge. Whether you're a newbie or practically a pro, this course has got something for you.

But wait, there's more! The Biltmore isn't just about hitting balls. It's nestled in a swanky area, so you're playing in style. And let's not forget the lush, tropical vibes that make every round feel like a mini-vacation. 🍹

In short, The Biltmore Golf Course is where old-school charm meets Miami glam. It's not just a game; it's an experience wrapped in a sun-kissed, Floridian bow.

Day 3 - The Breakers Rees Jones Course

Last but not the least is The Breakers Rees Jones Course. This place is like the VIP lounge of golf courses - exclusive, sleek, and oh-so-fancy. 🌟

Designed by the mastermind Rees Jones, this course is a modern marvel. It's a par-72 layout, but don't let that fool you – it's packed with challenges that'll make you feel like a golfing superhero when you nail them. 💥

The course is a stunner, with rolling fairways and strategically placed bunkers that are both a treat and a trick for your golfing skills. And the scenery? It's like playing in a lush, green oasis, with water features that are as beautiful as they are tricky. 🌊🌿

In a nutshell, The Breakers Rees Jones Course is where style meets substance in the golf world. It's not just about making pars; it's about soaking in the luxury vibes and feeling like golfing royalty.

If anyone has any bar or restaurant recommendations for the Miami, Hollywood, Ft Lauderdale area reply to this email and let me know!!

PGA News

Let's dive into the sun-soaked, swing-filled world of the 2023 Hero World Challenge, where the vibes were as bright as the Bahamas sun and the swings as smooth as butter on a hot skillet. 🌴

Scottie Scheffler was the talk of the town, clinching the top spot with a sizzling 20-under par. Imagine acing your mini-golf game on a Saturday night – that was Scottie, playing chess while everyone else was playing checkers. His final round? A cool 68, making it look as easy as a walk in the park.

But let's not forget the almost-there heroes, Sepp Straka and Justin Thomas. Straka, trailing with a respectable 17-under, was like that guy who almost remembers your birthday – close, but no cigar 🎂. And Justin Thomas, steady at 16-under, was like your reliable old toaster – always on point, but not quite the flashiest gadget in the kitchen.

And of course, the legend himself, Tiger Woods. Finishing at even par, he might not have been at his peak, but watching Tiger swing is like binge-watching your favourite classic sitcom – nostalgic and always a crowd-pleaser 📺. Each shot was a reminder that legends never really fade; they just take more naps.

The tournament wasn't just about the top dogs, though. Tony Finau and Matt Fitzpatrick sneaking into the top five was like finding an extra fry at the bottom of your takeout bag – a delightful surprise! 🍟 And the Albany course? It was a stunning mix of beauty and beast, challenging our golf heroes at every turn.

Wrapping it all up, the Hero World Challenge was a fiesta of skill, drama, and a sprinkle of golf magic. Scheffler's win adds another feather to his cap in what's becoming an impressive career. 

Up Next

This week the Tour heads to Naples, Florida for the Grant Thornton Invitational. This is a mixed team event, with 16 players from the PGA Tour and 16 players for the LPGA Tour.

Other News

Golf's Distance Dilemma: USGA and R&A propose reducing golf ball flight by 5% to preserve course relevance and address environmental concerns. This sparks mixed reactions among pros: Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods favour bifurcation, while others like Keegan Bradley oppose the changes. Suggestions like limiting club numbers and driver head sizes also surface, reflecting the debate's complexity.

Golf Drama with a Twist: A Reddit user's golf outing turned comical when his wife, tracking his phone's location, texted him while he was struggling in a bunker. This distraction led to an overzealous shot, sending the ball 80 yards over the green, adding humour to his challenging day.

LIV Golf League Stir: Graeme McDowell, facing backlash for joining the LIV Golf League last season, joins Brooks Koepka’s Smash GC team for 2024 after a challenging tenure without top finishes. McDowell admits the negative reaction impacted his game. Emphasizing LIV Golf's unique environment and the need for a new approach to reinvigorate his career in this controversial yet evolving golf landscape.

PGA Tour Shake-Up Brewin’: A group of anonymous PGA Tour players have petitioned for a special meeting to discuss concerns about the tour's structure, including points allocation in signature events, the number of limited field events, and the Player Impact Program. Additionally, they're questioning the tour's secretive agreement with Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund. This move reflects growing unrest among players who feel sidelined in decision-making processes.

Meme of the Week

Thanks for reading!

Enjoy the rest of your week,

Cody.