Amateur's $1.3M heartbreak + McNealy's clutch victory at RSM Classic

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McNealy Masters Nerves at RSM Classic, Clinches First PGA TOUR Win While Bubble Boys Battle for Cards

Maverick McNealy soared to his first PGA TOUR victory at the 2024 RSM Classic, delivering a nail-biting finish that had fans on the edge of their seats—and probably a few caddies biting their nails. McNealy, whose Stanford education clearly included a course in clutch performances, sank a birdie putt on the last hole to clinch the win at 16-under par. His 6-iron approach shot landed so close to the pin that it might as well have asked for its own room key.

Final Standings

In a finale that could rival any Hollywood script, Daniel Berger, Luke Clanton (an amateur with nerves of steel), and Nico Echavarria tied for second at 15-under. Both Clanton and Echavarria had their chances but found the final hole more slippery than a greased pig at a county fair.

Tour Card Drama

The RSM Classic was the last chance saloon for players aiming to secure their 2025 PGA TOUR cards. Here's who made it and who will be pondering "what ifs":

Secured Cards (Top 125)

• Daniel Berger leaped from 127th to 100th, proving that sometimes it's okay to be fashionably late.

• Joel Dahmen held onto his card with the tenacity of a golfer clinging to his lucky visor by shooting a final round 6 under.

• Michael Thorbjornsen squeaked in at 120th, earning his spot and possibly a few grey hairs.

• Henrik Norlander played like a man possessed, shooting a third-round 63 to sneak inside the bubble.

Missed Out

• Kevin Streelman (140th) will have more time for perfecting his swing—or his golf cart driving skills.

• Taylor Montgomery (137th) might consider taking up knitting in the off-season.

• Kevin Tway (132nd) will be looking for redemption next year.

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McNealy's victory not only earned him bragging rights but also an invitation to the Masters, a spot in the 2025 PGA Championship, and PGA TOUR status through 2026. Not bad for a weekend's work!

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